The beach!
It's hot.
Let's go!
Slow down, guys!
Don't leave me behind!
These angles aren't bad.
I've got to get more for copyright material.
U-um...
A shy little sister character...
That's a good idea.
Alright, we're good!
Okay, let's go have fun!
What's that?
It's for cosplay.
The trashy slut character, I see.
C'mon, Tori-chan!
I...
Oh...
So, whose swimsuit is the sexiest?
I ain't tellin'!
This is the So-Called Fanservice Episode
Please stop!
They sure are having fun!
Are you sure you wanna stay here?
You're the one who said we should go out and relax, Kuroda-san.
I only came to take pictures for our own copyrighted material.
But you came all the way out here.
Harsh sunlight is damaging to the body.
Let's enjoy our lives together in the shade.
Come on, curl up, you two.
Roger!
Look, Hojo-kun, your feet are sticking out.
Come back this way.
Oh, right.
Roll, roll! Roll 'em, roll 'em!
Yuka, you bastard!
It's divine retribution!
That's right! You're here at the beach! Isn't there anything you wanna do?
Well, in the interest of photo references,
we could play beach volleyball.
There!
Here!
Kuroda-san, you got it!
Huh?!
D-don't worry 'bout it!
Alright, alright!
My normie sensors are going off!
Damn you!
Bomb 'em all!
That's weird, I missed!
Hey.
Kuroda-san! Here it comes!
Wha?
Kuroda-san!
That's strange.
That toss was automatic, wasn't it?
Huh?
Kuroda-san, don't tell me...
No comment.
Here we go, Yuka!
Got it!
My goodness.
How am I supposed to enjoy myself in such a plebian place?
It's not just 3D plebians.
2D characters have fun here, too.
2D...
That means...
Ha ha, tee hee!
Yuki.
Come ha ha, tee hee with me.
Ha ha, tee hee?
We're acting it out for the game.
Now, run away from me.
Huh?
Run, go!
O-okay!
Yes, faster!
Now I'll come after you!
What are they doing?
"Ha ha, tee hee."
What's that?
Go, go, Uguisu, Uguisu, go, go.
Don't stop, Uguisu, Uguisu, go, go.
Hold it right there! Don't stop, Uguisu, Uguisu, go, go.
Yes?
Why'd you stop?
Huh? Why? You...
That's strange.
We didn't even go "ha ha, tee hee."
Hey, what are you doing?
Let's have lunch.
Bunta started getting the barbecue ready!
Hey, Ando.
Splash water at me.
Huh?
We have to have a scene in the game where the girls splash water at each other, yes?
I want to do that in real-life to study a higher level of moe!
Now, come at me, please!
And--
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Retreat!
Just as expected, Hojo-kun.
You are an expert at plebian customs.
Then what should we cook up next?
Did everyone bring something?
Marshmallows
I saw it on TV!
Marshmallows
I was wondering what they were...
I wanted to try cooking them, too...
I wanted to study plebian customs...
I brought some to symbolize burning filthy normies.
Please take your trash home with you
You're kidding me.
Alright, put the trash in here.
Is that it?
Oh, that's right! We have a watermelon!
Let's crack it open!
But we don't have a stick.
With our hands!
Wait!
Do we really need to crack it open?
Huh?
Cracking it open will make it uneven!
The center of the watermelon is the sweetest.
But if you crack it open, the sweet portion will be split unevenly.
As such, I am against the practice.
So we cut it evenly.
Who wants salt!
Hell no!
You have to!
Let's not fight over personal tastes and simply enjoy it.
This is a good one! It's really sweet!
Yes, it's delicious.
It's so good!
You swallowed the seeds?!
Huh?! Oh, no! Spit them up immediately!
Else, one will start to grow!
It's not comin' out!
How old are you again?
I didn't think Kuroda-san was the kind of person to say that.
Senpai, you're cute.
But it'll start growing in her stomach!
Oh, no, that's tewwible!
Why are you baby-talking at me, Ando?
It's true! It will really start to grow!
That's what my mom told me!
Yes, yes, we get it.
Oh yeah, when I was a kid, they told me that, too.
When you think about it, parents really do lie to us a lot.
I know, right!
But you still believe, right?
It'd good to have you here.
Thank you for having us!
Nanparyoku Inn
Our room's this way!
Man, I love the feel of this hot springs inn!
It's really charming!
Whoa, the ocean!
The sunset is so pretty!
I call the corner by the window!
My, that's not good.
I looked at that spot first.
What?!
Fine, then, I'll have to--
Violence is not the answer.
...challenge you to rock-paper-scissors!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Battles are always won in an instant.
Hmph! I'll take here, then!
Okay, let's hit the baths!
We're eating in a half hour.
We can go to the baths twice!
What'll you do, Tori-chan?
Y-yes, I'll go.
What about you, Kuroda-senpai?
Going to the baths might mean encountering that event...
Can we finish it in a half hour?
No. We should take it slow with that.
Senpai?
I'll go later.
Okay!
I'm heading out now, then.
Alright.
What's up, Atomu?
Did you forget something?
K-Kuroda-san!
Excuse me for intruding.
Um, what is it?
I... haven't thanked you yet.
Huh?
For bringing Ando back to us.
Thank you very much for that.
Oh, it's fine, really.
I want to get the game finished, that's all.
I see.
Then you'll have to finish the script soon.
I-I know.
By the way, there's something I wanted to ask you.
Yeah?
What did you think of the swimsuits?
Huh?
I won't let you say you "didn't see anything!"
It's important I hear exactly what you thought!
Y-you mean...
I want you to put all your erotic fantasies into the script.
What?!
Someone who can't admit his own feelings has no right to write this script!
It's alright.
Sexual thoughts are normal for boys.
The problem is how to make the most of it in our product.
I'm looking forward to that, Hojo-kun.
Uh, right.
So, what did you think?
You're still asking?!
Women
So, finally...
The time has come.
What a great bath!
This is paradise!
Ando, do you prefer larger or smaller?
What?
I don't mind the size.
If I had to say, it's all about the shape.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about breasts, of course.
What?!
Hey, hey, what's goin' on?
Kuroda wants to talk about boobs.
I said breasts!
What? No way!
B-boobs...
I've got to continue the scene now.
My, Teruha-san, your breasts are so big!
How did you get them so big?
Um, is that all?
Was that wrong?
If we're gonna talk about boobs, you've gotta show 'em to us!
Huh?
Yeah, that's right!
Squeeze!
Men
What're you doing?!
How'd it feel?
Less, "squeeze", more like "squish!"
A sudden attack is so cowardly!
You have to show yours, too!
It's like pulling teeth with her.
Why?!
Yuka, hold her down!
H-hey!
N-now, I can have no regrets about events...
Huh? Wait, where's Tori-chan?
Did she get out already?
Tori-chan, where are ya?
Here!
You're doing three?
Of course!
Oh, do these, too.
Me too!
Yay!
Alright!
Alright, next!
What're you doing, Atomu?
You'll see.
Aww, I'm out! You'll see.
Aww, I'm out!
Next one!
You're gonna do more?
Here!
Don't just do one at a time!
Grab ten and do 'em all at once!
T-ten at once?!
Sorry.
Huh?
F-for molesting me?
For before.
I caused a lotta trouble for you.
I hadn't apologized for it yet.
I'm sorry.
Okay, everyone watch!
Burn in hell, normies!
I offer my life to you, 2D!
Hey, Ando.
Game creators can be forgiven if they produce results.
So just work on this until the end.
I look forward to working with you.
Yeah.
I wanna see it to the end, too.
You awake?
What's happening?!
We're in the high school girls' hive.
W-why are we here?
Remember?
Yeah.
We should get outta here.
Somehow we got out alright.
Yeah.
About the game...
When we started making it, I wasn't sure how it'd end up,
but it feels... a lot better around here now.
Everyone's personalities are so different. Same with our skill levels.
None of us would've ever hung out with one another.
If it weren't for Kuroda-san inviting you to join her,
we wouldn't be here right now.
Yeah.
Let's work hard together.
Yeah!
So, sorry to jump into it all of a sudden, but I wanted to ask you about the schedule--
Oh, the moon is so pretty.
There's no moon tonight.
Bunta! You left your computer here!
What am I gonna do with him.
Bunta!
Huh?
You been awake for a while?
Yeah, I woke up, so...
We came to the beach when we were little, remember?
Oh, yeah.
Yesterday, Kuroda-san said the same thing you said, Bunta.
Hey! You ate the seed?!
It'll start growing in your stomach!
Oh, the thing with the watermelon seeds.
You really haven't changed.
It's the first time we've stayed over at the beach, right?
It was super fun!
Yuka?
Eek, its' cold!
But it feels good!
Hey, Bunta, you should--
Good morning.
Morning, Kuroda-san.
I can't believe you, Hojo-kun, leaving your laptop out there like that.
Sorry.
But I liked what you'd written. Have you made much progress?
Just a little.
Can you make up for the delay?
I'll figure it out.
Have you thought about what I mentioned yesterday, too?
Not yet, uh...
What are you talking about?
Nothing!
I'll do what I can.
I'm looking forward to it.
Right, I'll work hard!
Ow! What was that for?!
Shut it!
Hey, Yuka!
Hey!
What was that about?
Bunta, you jerk!
Bunta... you jerk!
Like I said, we don't need such a progressive thing in our bishoujo game!
Staying conservative, in the best sense of the word, is preferable, and--
No!
You're just afraid of taking a risk so you can't try anything new, right?!
You can't be conservative in the writing, you just can't!
So do you want a work that's sexy and romantic, and has slides and an ending where they die?!
That's a trash idea, but if we don't challenge ourselves like that, it'll shorten our lifespan!
That's nonsense!
Bishoujo games are supposed to heal your heart!
No, they're not! This industry has everything, it's chaotic!
That's why we have to take that chaotic intent and run with it!
The moe!
The symbolism!
What about pigtails?!
What about kneesocks?!
The masses don't want to stray from the simple approaches!
They were getting along real well until now, right? The masses don't want to stray from the simple approaches!
Yeah. And a harem love comedy is, in the first place...
The fun moment was gone in the blink of an eye, And a harem love comedy is, in the first place...
The fun moment was gone in the blink of an eye,
and we found ourselves bound for the wasteland once more.
But I still hadn't noticed
the small tear that had opened during our trip.
For a fanservice episode, there sure wasn't a lot of it.
Like a shot of someone's panties through their black stockings!
S-stop that, or I'll be one of those lucky anime perverts on you!
Even if you say that's what it is, you'll still be just a pervert!
I'll shut that backtalking mouth of yours!
With what, your panties?